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THAT WAS CLOSE - she almost dropped the phone


TAGS: bad parenting
Rating: 4.84/5

More motifakes by Airman

thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 27, 2013, 2:14 pm, #246051
Meanwhile, elsewhere, child protective services is giving a parent the third degree for telling their chid to sit in the corner.
DonnieBluesky - January 29, 2013, 5:26 pm, #242916
Censored, huh? Whatta beech!
DonnieBluesky - January 29, 2013, 5:26 pm, #242915
Whatta b****!
buggy - December 24, 2012, 1:11 am, #241809
Selfish....
ughomer - October 9, 2012, 7:40 pm, #239864
One of your best!
JesusWept - October 7, 2012, 1:25 pm, #239832
Well, she's blonde XD
RONHUSTLEMAN - October 4, 2012, 9:23 am, #239727
Hilarious!!!
WTFO - September 30, 2012, 11:47 pm, #239592
Are you kidding???!!! Honestly, leopard print is so 1990s.
Krissie - September 30, 2012, 2:57 am, #239560
Seriously?? wow...stupid woman
Bolverk3778 - September 15, 2012, 5:46 pm, #239177
For God's sake (and the child's) Get a hands free headset woman!!
voodoo3535 - September 14, 2012, 3:22 pm, #239157
Yeeeccch


G.I.L.F. - God- It Looks Feral!


TAGS: wake me from this nightmare
Rating: 4.52/5

More motifakes by NotoriousGIL

thedanimal - July 12, 2012, 4:20 pm, #237203
Chooot em!
Dave809 - June 6, 2011, 10:57 pm, #219651
**** where did you find my second wife? Please put her back under the rock where you found her...
Arvantillian - April 8, 2011, 7:11 am, #215981
ummm...somebody pass the sandpaper, my eyes need a good scrub
Trolanator - April 7, 2011, 12:44 am, #215896
EWWWII!!! wish i hadent seen this
Samson - April 6, 2011, 4:13 pm, #215864
Grandma?


COUNTING SHEEP - WITH ADHD


TAGS: macareena
Rating: 4.42/5

More motifakes by ughomer

ughomer - December 6, 2012, 11:33 pm, #241260
THEY CALL IT "RACING THOUGHTS"
Rudedog - December 6, 2012, 9:29 pm, #241256
Funny. Sounds like you may have had some prior experience with this.


OH HELL NO SPIDER -


TAGS: spider toilet scary scared creepy
Rating: 4.66/5

More motifakes by zontarfromvenus

thecrotchetyoldcynic - August 22, 2013, 7:04 pm, #248939
My thoughts exactly.
twill1962 - February 7, 2013, 9:05 pm, #243305
Silverheart, you stole my comment. 5L!
koloheiole - January 27, 2013, 5:08 pm, #242867
I wish I could give this comment 5Ls lol
Silverheart - January 26, 2013, 1:55 pm, #242852
more like 'that's ok. I just went in my pants' Brilliant and horrifying. 5Ls


FACEBOOK BARBIE - Looks are deceiving, she is sill using that photo of her from ten years ago




SLEEP TIGHT -


TAGS: sleep stare insomnia
Rating: 4.48/5

More motifakes by Sho

DarknessEmbraced - December 1, 2012, 9:34 pm, #241116
Is that Chris Crocker?? Ha ha...
Sho - May 28, 2012, 5:42 pm, #235331
You're welcome >:)
thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 28, 2012, 2:51 pm, #235304
This clearly explains the freakin' front door slamming after I got up around this time for no reason. Thanks for bringing back my insomnia. 5 lions!
jedimonk - May 14, 2012, 8:47 am, #234611
I agree to this. Usually an animal, either cat or dog, that wants food. Creepy thought.
OTC - May 13, 2012, 12:06 pm, #234588
MissPriss, if they're not satisfied, its their fault for quitting too soon;-)
Verdeckt - May 12, 2012, 11:56 pm, #234562
Trouble5ome
MissPriss - May 12, 2012, 3:56 pm, #234534
Wow I know that feeling, usually after ***, they stare as if asking...that's it? 5l for making fun of my life ;)
fan4camping - May 12, 2012, 2:28 pm, #234528
Thank5 in advance for some sleepless nights!


CREATIVE PARENTING - It's a guy thing...




20 YEARS AGO -


TAGS: depressed spongebob gary bowl bed night sad squarepants too soon but funny
Rating: 4.77/5

More motifakes by the1stCOMMI3

BanFhiosaiche777 - March 19, 2012, 4:40 pm, #231644
Absolutely perfect! Right down to that %^&*( sponge which I would love to blow-up into 1,000's of little sponges!! H8 that stupid thing!
Iconoclast - October 8, 2011, 9:07 pm, #224845
OUTSTANDING !!


PERMANENT MARKERS - "This won't make you forget the Cat Super Glue incident, will it?"




IT WAS HORRIBLE! - I dreamt I was in a world where only smart and talented people could be famous!


TAGS: kardashian nightmare
Rating: 4.77/5

More motifakes by vilnius

falloutghoul - July 25, 2012, 8:43 pm, #237607
Not sure if repost, or...I-don't-know-what.
BoneCD - July 23, 2012, 9:22 pm, #237551
LMFAO...I f'n love this poster!!!! 5 extreme poodles for you
falloutghoul - July 23, 2012, 2:59 pm, #237541
If only it was a dream come true.


Clown spiders -


TAGS: clown spider god nightmares
Rating: 4.46/5

More motifakes by Krickit

nicholsjoshua15 - August 24, 2013, 2:44 pm, #249026
The spider looks like a little jell bean, it's actually really cute!


HUSBAND DAYCARE - Seems Legit




MAMA CASS - If she had only given that sandwich to Karen Carpenter, they'd both be alive today.




PREPAREDNESS -


TAGS: preparedness rifles guns
Rating: 4.03/5

More motifakes by matt28

rogueagent - February 8, 2010, 2:08 pm, #156754
This looks familiar.
MrBlack - February 6, 2010, 10:27 pm, #156491
That army of zombies ain't gonna kill itself ye know. (Yeah, I'm Scottish)


FORTUNE FAVORS THE BOLD -


TAGS: the skilled and talented can go to hell for all fortune cares
Rating: 4.56/5

More motifakes by motifayk

nicholsjoshua15 - January 23, 2014, 7:41 pm, #252373
There's still good music out there, and always remember, even then there was stupid pop music. We don't remember the stupid pop music because it aged poorly, just like the stupid pop music of today.
tomyironmane - July 30, 2013, 8:40 pm, #248174
because the music which has moved mankind through seven decades leading to the millennium will whither and die on the vine of abandonment and neglect.
tomyironmane - July 30, 2013, 8:39 pm, #248173
Turn your backs now and you snuff out the fragile candles of Blues, R&B and Soul, and when those flames flicker and expire, the light of the world is extinguished
tomyironmane - July 30, 2013, 8:38 pm, #248172
Louie Jordon, Little Walter, Big Walter, Sonnyboy Williamson I and II, Otis Redding, Jackie Wilson, Elvis Presley, Lieber and Stoller, and Robert K. Weiss.
tomyironmane - July 30, 2013, 8:37 pm, #248171
violence-laden gangsta-rap, acid pop, and simpering, saccharine, soulless slush. Depart now and you forever separate yourselves from the vital American legacies of Robert Johnson, Muddy Waters, Willie Dixon, Jimmy Reed, Memphis Slim, Blind Boy Fuller,
tomyironmane - July 30, 2013, 8:37 pm, #248170
You may go if you wish. But remember this: walk away now and you walk away from your crafts, your skills, your vocations; leaving the next generation with nothing but recycled, digitally-sampled techno-grooves, quasi-synth rhythms, pseudo-songs of
nicholsjoshua15 - July 16, 2013, 12:47 pm, #247817
The only Pop Star I like is Ellie Goulding. That being said give me The Doors, Pink Floyd, R.E.M., Soundgarden,Smashing Pumpkins, Cage The Elephant, and Poets Of The Fall
twill1962 - February 11, 2013, 9:34 pm, #243404
Most modern music is overly repetitious and unoriginal. Give me Godd Ol' disco over "Dance Music" any day.
motifayk - January 26, 2013, 1:39 am, #242844
Its not like I don't enjoy the sounds of newer musicians. Its just that the lyrics, autotune, pre-recorded electro beats, samplers and free software with their own loops have made it that much more easier for even me to make music.
trek - January 25, 2013, 10:55 am, #242821
As a member of the new generation that supposedly supports these new "artists", I can a**ure you that I love 80s music. Most music today falls under the first category, although there are some artists who write their own music. RIP Freddie Mercury


FEELING SIGNIFICANT? - Don't


TAGS: we are pretty small in the whole scheme
Rating: 4.38/5

More motifakes by Airman

jejeloman - December 1, 2011, 12:25 am, #226295
I just feel owned right now... XD 5/5
SgtRock - March 14, 2010, 2:48 pm, #164771
Learn something new. Never heard of that last few.
lesterinside - January 27, 2010, 7:35 am, #154690
Inspiration to my "Life" moti. Thanks Airman
Airman - November 18, 2009, 1:13 pm, #137587
thank you space
spacedog - November 18, 2009, 1:12 pm, #137586
I can't believe I didn't already vote on this one. It just needs one more.
CANADA - November 18, 2009, 1:10 pm, #137585
holy **** he's here!
Airman - November 18, 2009, 1:08 pm, #137583
bettlejuice.. beetlejuice.. say it once, say it twice.
Shithead - October 6, 2009, 10:09 pm, #124443
Ahhh, this is more like it. 5 lions for you, sir.
Immortal_Anarchist - October 6, 2009, 11:45 am, #124338
... for a moment, to truly appreciate how unique our situation seems to be.
Immortal_Anarchist - October 6, 2009, 11:43 am, #124336
I think I know the feeling of which you speak. We have a very useful mental shield that stops us from thinking about the unimaginable scale of the known universe. Otherwise, we'd go totally barmy. But, sometimes, we need to let those shields down...
Airman - October 6, 2009, 11:38 am, #124333
5 ph**os. too early to count
Airman - October 6, 2009, 11:35 am, #124332
no offense taken whatsoever. The planets and stars have always interested me, and sometimes, the vastness is a bit hard to comprehend. This series of 4 ph**os came to me in an email, and I got the same feeling in my stomach that I did when I was young
Immortal_Anarchist - October 6, 2009, 11:07 am, #124331
... not have been your intent, and I apologise if I cause offence, but it merely reminded me of this question of mine. In case its not bleeding obvious, I'm an existentialist, believing there is no meaning in the universe other than what we make...
Immortal_Anarchist - October 6, 2009, 11:03 am, #124330
Great Poster, but I've always wondered. Why, exactly, should we feel insignificant just because the universe is so vast? Yes, we should be humble, but there is a big difference between respectful humility and feelings of total insignificance. This may..
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - October 6, 2009, 4:41 am, #124282
Bah! The larger stars burn out quicker.
MO - October 3, 2009, 9:43 pm, #123747
d***! Throw an in on the front.....tnks
MO - October 3, 2009, 9:42 pm, #123746
And to this day I haven't had one on the left. Not one. Makes me really feel.......hold on, what's a good word? *Looks up* Oooooo that's it!!
spacedog - October 3, 2009, 9:39 pm, #123744
Ha! Mine average 8, and 24 is my highest. Yeah Airman and LogicDude kick a**. They've got fans. Hell, they probably have groupies.
MO - October 3, 2009, 9:35 pm, #123743
100 in a week? 42 votes is my highest. And that's been soaking for a bit more than a week....42? And two of them are....well you know.
spacedog - October 3, 2009, 9:26 pm, #123741
Almost 100 votes in a week. The Airman has loads of fans.
amina - October 3, 2009, 9:23 pm, #123740
beetlejuice.....HOLY HELL HE'S REAL!!!! jk
MO - October 3, 2009, 7:59 pm, #123704
Don't do it.....
amina - October 3, 2009, 7:58 pm, #123702
beetlejuice....
amina - October 3, 2009, 7:43 pm, #123694
beetlejuice
spacedog - October 3, 2009, 5:08 pm, #123630
it...It...IT! Nothing... I must be missing something.
Bartimaeus - October 3, 2009, 4:17 pm, #123627
Don't f***ing say it three times!
Bort - October 3, 2009, 3:43 pm, #123621
Not smart but yes that's how it's pronounced. Like the movie.
_dog - October 3, 2009, 10:46 am, #123576
Hey all you shmart guys. Is the 2nd largest is this pic pronounced beetlejuice?
Hoop - October 3, 2009, 10:32 am, #123575
"smaller" than what exactly? Antares is one of the biggest stars known. VY Canis Majoris IS this biggest star known.
Kaarox - October 3, 2009, 3:29 am, #123532
The beautiful thing is; these are classified as smaller 'colder' suns.
roflcakesilove - October 3, 2009, 2:55 am, #123528
my nuts are bigger then Antares
xxx - October 2, 2009, 1:00 pm, #123338
Very impressive, I had no idea there were suns that huge. This poster should hang in every science room in every school...
Boot - October 1, 2009, 8:55 pm, #123162
VY Canis Majoris is about 2.5 times Antares' diameter. Too cool.
DrEvo82 - October 1, 2009, 11:56 am, #123091
That's cool
Solgard - October 1, 2009, 6:38 am, #123066
5 lions indeed
KDP3 - October 1, 2009, 4:29 am, #123064
my dad is a war veteran! take that Makriev's dad
Makriev - October 1, 2009, 4:12 am, #123063
"Oh Yeah? My dad can beat your dad" That was the first thing that came to my mind... crazy huh?
Sean - September 30, 2009, 9:11 pm, #123028
This is just beautiful. 5 unjustifiably self-important lions.
KDP3 - September 30, 2009, 8:04 pm, #123021
Well Antarces don't have **** on Sol!
spacedog - September 30, 2009, 6:07 pm, #122964
Excellent demotivator. (Beetlejuice? Really?)


Sweet dreams! -


TAGS: spider nightmare
Rating: 4.58/5

More motifakes by vilnius

Keltibarian - September 19, 2013, 11:41 am, #249817
'Horde' of spiders.
heavyrock - June 3, 2013, 8:38 pm, #246264
This looks like a sh** from an old Cure Video - Lullaby http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sS6t56U9tBg
Rudedog - May 13, 2013, 10:11 pm, #245713
Thank you for my nightmare de jour.
steve1961 - May 12, 2013, 9:22 am, #245660
More likely that they'd just join forces...
MissPriss - May 12, 2013, 2:17 am, #245656
You did already drop this off over at Shivers too...right? How about I just dream of spiders eating up bed bugs? Eewwww


DISASTERS - They're not cheap!


TAGS: titanic obama oil rig challenger space ship disaster bad day tanker exxon valdez chernobyl nuclear power sub thresher navy liberals democrats health care
Rating: 3.04/5

More motifakes by todd

Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 30, 2010, 6:29 pm, #208706
This was made before there was a politifake.
Lincoln - December 30, 2010, 5:57 pm, #208704
Politifake, anyone?


PROOF -


TAGS: men are cats
Rating: 4.56/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

lgvernon - May 30, 2012, 3:21 pm, #235450

'Bout killed me...
GaryO - May 30, 2012, 3:06 pm, #235449
Dang! Well, I s’pose I don’t need to ask if everything came out OK………
lgvernon - May 30, 2012, 11:37 am, #235447

That's what happens when you acquire food poisoning! Ended up on IVs. Wasn't pretty. But I am much better, now.
GaryO - May 30, 2012, 9:08 am, #235439
Keep aimin’ darlin’, I’m an easy target. …and yeah, seems you’ve slowed a bit in submissions. I s’pose you get busy too. Yer stuff is always a delight, fine lady….’cat with proclivities’…..n-i-c-e
lgvernon - May 29, 2012, 11:06 pm, #235407

A cat with canine proclivities. I've missed you, GaryO!~
GaryO - May 29, 2012, 10:58 pm, #235406
Oh yeah? Sniff one strange hind end, and what do they call you?
tatespa - May 29, 2012, 8:55 am, #235370
OMG, we're CATS?? That BLOWS!
spypengen - May 27, 2012, 9:15 pm, #235272
but a cat's the only cat who knows how to 5wing
thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 27, 2012, 12:58 am, #235225
Hey, I never denied being a cat. Be5ides, I’m purrrrfect.
lgvernon - May 27, 2012, 12:35 am, #235224

*snort*
TheSanityInspector - May 27, 2012, 12:29 am, #235223
Lock your dog, your cat, and your wife in the trunk of the car for four hours. After you open it, which one is glad to see you?


JARETH - Forget the vampire I want the goblin king!


TAGS: jareth
Rating: 4.63/5

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kellycat98 - September 11, 2011, 1:08 pm, #224156
agreed
CloudchaserS - September 11, 2011, 12:43 am, #224148
Jareth is one of only a few men who are permitted to sparkle. Others include Elton John and Liberace
kellycat98 - September 10, 2011, 11:25 pm, #224146
whos the lizard king and i know jareth can beat him
kellycat98 - September 10, 2011, 11:25 pm, #224145
whos the lizard king and i know jareth can beat him
Verdeckt - September 10, 2011, 9:25 pm, #224144
Forget Jareth, I want the Lizard King


Parenting -


TAGS: parenting godfather horse
Rating: 4.55/5

More motifakes by Cannabal

Cannabal - February 24, 2014, 11:43 am, #253276
So long as no one mentions Part III, everyones happy.
fascistfrenchman - February 23, 2014, 8:05 pm, #253254
Wow - this one is made of awesome. Who doesn't love a Godfather reference?
maoworks2 - June 26, 2013, 6:54 pm, #247022
Yah That's A Good One. Thanks For The Info.
Cannabal - June 26, 2013, 5:29 pm, #247021
It's on the internet, therefore it is real.
maoworks2 - June 26, 2013, 2:01 pm, #247017
Is This A Real Picture .


The Holidays Are Coming ! -




ROLLERBLADING - Q: What's the hardest thing about rollerblading? A: Telling your parents that you're gay


TAGS: rollerblade g** joke parents
Rating: 4.59/5

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Sean - July 21, 2011, 3:06 pm, #221694
This is hilarious. And I do love to rollerblade ... not, I hope, that there is anything wrong with that.


THANKSGIVING -




HARE SOLO -




SCAREDY CAT -


TAGS: scared cat little spider
Rating: 4.23/5

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MissPriss - May 19, 2012, 11:30 am, #234841
You say this is the same breed as the mighty lion? Ba ha ha. 5L gawd I love this place. Signed Miss Priss's dog.


ON SECOND THOUGHT... - ...I'll just let it fall out, thank you.


TAGS: dentist scare
Rating: 4.44/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 2, 2012, 11:26 am, #235626
And another reason not to go to the dentist...


REMEMBER - There Are Two Sides to Every Story


TAGS: there are two sides to every story
Rating: 4.24/5

More motifakes by mikieelmo

Pikeman - June 23, 2013, 5:37 pm, #246926
Coming to the aid of an ally makes one an evil empire. Really?
realogic - December 28, 2012, 1:28 pm, #241959
This is late, but sorry America was an evil empire at that time. Remember Agent Orange? Remember carpet bombing? Do you remember invading someones country because their political ideals were different? This is not a reminder of humanity.
forseti - April 7, 2010, 1:15 pm, #170121
speaking words of wisdom.... let it be.... *sing* ;)
Ed-Hyde - April 7, 2010, 12:49 pm, #170119
I had mixed feelings about this also, but it does give a quiet reminder that even our most hated enemies have loved ones too. Something that is really easy to forget. 5 Letters from Iwo Jima, doesn't make us an evil empire, just reminding us of humanity.
Ed-Hyde - April 7, 2010, 12:46 pm, #170118
Admiral Ozzel got choked out in Episode 5, The empire strikes back. Go Piett Go!
Airman - April 7, 2010, 10:43 am, #170114
Admiral Ozzel was as clumsy as he was stupid.
agdaniele - April 6, 2010, 10:58 pm, #170054
Tsk tsk... not that one.
spacedog - April 6, 2010, 10:50 pm, #170053
Was he the one in charge of the ewok planet? That's gotta burn. Over thrown by ewoks.
agdaniele - April 6, 2010, 10:42 pm, #170051
Ozzel? Anyone. Screw you guys.... hewm.
rerun - April 6, 2010, 10:39 pm, #170049

Thank you for the clarification.
mikieelmo - April 6, 2010, 10:37 pm, #170048
i took it to mean ,there are to sides to ever story .one countries freedom fighter is another countries terrorist . I have nothing but respect for all solders who have fought for the united states . A solder does what his country asks
agdaniele - April 6, 2010, 10:00 pm, #170033
I'll bet that Admiral Ozzel isn't anywhere on that wall.
spacedog - April 6, 2010, 9:43 pm, #170031
And the countless droids all had souls too, right?
MrRandom - April 6, 2010, 9:42 pm, #170030
But they were the closest people to him. I'm sure generic stormtrooper #3334 was as important to him as #2465
spacedog - April 6, 2010, 9:38 pm, #170029
Weird. I didn't take it as a judgment on Vietnam or vets. I just don't see Vader, who killed billions in the stories getting weepy over minions. Hello? Darkside calling.
ICEMAN - April 6, 2010, 9:26 pm, #170028
I agree with piedude. The immediate implication is that our Vets were evil. 2L
MrRandom - April 6, 2010, 9:23 pm, #170026
I just took it as parody >.>
DreMagnum - April 6, 2010, 9:16 pm, #170023
I like it actually. Its not saying that America was the evil empire, its just saying everyone thought the rebels were the good guys and the empire bad. Pretty sure I'm taking this way to philosophical, but maybe its just saying, they loved their loss too
rerun - April 6, 2010, 9:05 pm, #170022

I don't think I could have said that better Pie. I will wait for Mikiee....to explain the meaning...then I may vote on it
pieman - April 6, 2010, 9:03 pm, #170020
I agree rerun. It says that the U.S. was the evil empire in Vietnam to me. Very disrespectful to the vets.
Claire - April 6, 2010, 9:01 pm, #170019
I lol'd then I felt guilty. =/ That doesn't happen often. 4 for balls.
rerun - April 6, 2010, 8:54 pm, #170018

I don't know about this one....seems kind if disrespectful to the Vietnam Vets. I decline to vote
forseti - April 6, 2010, 8:44 pm, #170016
that's so true! like it very much!


THE MORE YOU STARE.... -


TAGS: the more you stare funny gets
Rating: 3.41/5

More motifakes by 0DD

rudeboy308 - May 23, 2011, 7:37 pm, #218970
I'm seeing more Ralphie May in this one.
Koradan - September 29, 2009, 3:41 pm, #122637
Ladies and Gentlemen, GABRIEL IGLASIAS!!


REMEMBER - ALL THE TIMES YOU FOUGHT WITH YOUR MOM ABOUT TAKING A NAP ? IDIOT


TAGS: naps are good
Rating: 4.87/5

More motifakes by Airman

GaryO - August 10, 2012, 11:45 pm, #238287
amen, Airman, amen
twill1962 - August 10, 2012, 7:37 pm, #238281
They forgot the femto-nap; the 1-2 second naps you take while driving!
Sho - August 10, 2012, 1:48 pm, #238261
I never was a day time sleeper. Kinda regret it now. 5L


GUNS DON'T MAKE YOU A KILLER - Killing makes you a killer. You can kill someone with a bat or a car, but no one is trying to ban you from driving to the ball game.


TAGS: politics truth right to bare arms
Rating: 3.58/5

More motifakes by WTFO

itsatr1p - July 30, 2011, 10:11 pm, #222207
uncle sam dousnt want you
itsatr1p - July 30, 2011, 10:10 pm, #222206
its t bad this world has idiots like fred - #150050 it will start with guns and eventually we will be caged like dogs and the government will control all aspects of our lives until then enjoy life
fred - January 4, 2010, 1:45 am, #150050
some things are more dangerous than others, retard.
MrRandom - September 19, 2009, 3:27 pm, #119721
Ah the tunnel thing was unintended. Just another guns poster with that line would have been great.
Bartimaeus - September 19, 2009, 3:16 pm, #119720
I just one, but I substituded "someone" with "a b****" for the sake of comedic affect...****! I forgot to put tags on again!
Haarakkon - September 19, 2009, 3:15 pm, #119719
I'm fairly sure that's what Random meant.
Bartimaeus - September 19, 2009, 3:08 pm, #119718
A tunnel? I don't believe in those. I guess I could make an original out of it...okay.
MrRandom - September 19, 2009, 3:01 pm, #119715
The comment that is.
MrRandom - September 19, 2009, 3:00 pm, #119714
Make a poster out of that. Now.
Bartimaeus - September 19, 2009, 2:57 pm, #119713
Guns don't make you a killer, but they can sure speed up the process. It takes hours to choke someone.
reason - September 19, 2009, 2:17 pm, #119703
Do you feel lucky? Well, do ya, Punk?
WTFO - August 19, 2009, 12:18 am, #109627
Donkey shine.
CANADA - August 18, 2009, 3:59 pm, #109539
well said!
mauser98k - August 18, 2009, 3:57 pm, #109538
5 lions
knowitall - July 17, 2009, 11:43 am, #96338
agdaniel = bricktop w/o pigs?
WTFO - June 27, 2009, 10:50 pm, #90762
I hear hogs do a great job at cleaning up messes like say a nosy Animal Control employee.
agdaniele - June 27, 2009, 8:48 pm, #90702
Your bats may "fix" a problem... but when you want that "problem" to "go away" you're gonna need mealworms... "trained" ones who won't "talk".
Sean - June 27, 2009, 8:44 pm, #90700
As what? Food for your army of darkness, or AS your army of darkness. Cuz if it's the latter, then I think I see your problem right there .... And I may start demanding from you your lunch money.
agdaniele - June 27, 2009, 8:21 pm, #90671
I've had markedly less success with my mealworms.
Sean - June 27, 2009, 8:13 pm, #90667
True enough, I guess, but just the other day an Animal Control dude wanted to know why I seemed to be training all these bats in my garden shed. Asking me stuff like "what are you training them for?" Well let's just say that THAT problem fixed itself.
RONSART - June 27, 2009, 8:09 pm, #90665
Being a “GUNS” owner...love gun posters.
agdaniele - June 27, 2009, 7:49 pm, #90646
I'm all for firearm rights, but only if the death penalty was mandatory for gun deaths across the board... unless in self defense. Eye for an eye is BS, but if you can kill someone, you don't belong here... and we should end that gene pool immediately.
WTFO - June 27, 2009, 7:30 pm, #90636
Many people get the point. The problem is they keep giving the cameras and microphones to the idiots who don't get it.
TJ - June 27, 2009, 7:20 pm, #90635
FINALLY someone gets the f***in' point.
WTFO - June 27, 2009, 7:11 pm, #90632
Thank you, moo+
mooooooooooooooo - June 27, 2009, 6:44 pm, #90626
Nice one 5 lions


CONTINUING EDUCATION -


TAGS: i asked my wife if she wanted to take one of these and she said they don t what they are talking about down there
Rating: 4.71/5

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corbett06 - September 7, 2010, 6:35 pm, #192730
5Ls for you bone love it
Sesshu - March 31, 2010, 1:32 pm, #168380
Class 5... My wife need to take that! >:o
CANADA - March 30, 2010, 5:49 pm, #168157
Class 8- Like a glove!
BoneCD - March 30, 2010, 5:46 pm, #168156
@TOC...U GO GIRL!!!!
thatonechick - March 30, 2010, 3:12 pm, #168128
I'm teaching class 8. No, seriously, I rule at parallel parking.
camden - March 30, 2010, 3:11 pm, #168127
niiice, 5 lions, great one bone.
erock - March 26, 2010, 5:33 pm, #167012
5l's bone great poster
ICEMAN - March 25, 2010, 7:14 pm, #166860
Nice one Bone. 5 class credits.


SUCKERS - There's one born every minute


TAGS: apple users are morons
Rating: 4.71/5

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wheresmybeer - September 3, 2011, 4:42 am, #223880
5 business degrees for you! ynuk ynuk


HAPPY TREES -


TAGS: where are they wytch
Rating: 4.65/5

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BoneCD - October 29, 2012, 6:25 pm, #240239
Simply 5L
nicholsjoshua35 - September 26, 2012, 9:47 pm, #239457
This is The Joy Of Painting!
Sensamilli - August 23, 2011, 2:35 pm, #223400
Brilliant!
noobdood93 - August 16, 2011, 4:20 pm, #223067
f***en lolz dood


PARANOIA - I'm telling you, man, he's planning something... The way he just sits and stares, doesn't even blink... Damn goldfish freaks me out, man...




PARENTING -


TAGS: parent demanding moody boss coworker
Rating: 4.8/5

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mariand - October 14, 2011, 2:10 am, #225078
LOL...yeah


BIPOLAR -


TAGS: emotions mentalhealth awareness
Rating: 4.04/5

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MissPriss - August 9, 2013, 4:59 pm, #248503
People don't really WANT to understand, like other mental health issues, until it affects them personally. It is actually really sad...makes me want to lmfao!
thecrotchetyoldcynic - August 9, 2013, 12:21 pm, #248494
5meds
thecrotchetyoldcynic - August 9, 2013, 12:21 pm, #248493
People don't really understand this, do they. Angers me so much I just want to.... buy them an ice cream cone.
misterhamtastic - August 24, 2012, 8:59 pm, #238671
I live it. It's a rollercoaster, at least I don't want to get off anymore. :)
Derek - August 21, 2012, 5:44 pm, #238622
Bipolar is as bipolar does. If not... who are you?
MissPriss - August 20, 2012, 7:36 pm, #238585
Well thaaank you! Now I'm crying so hard I'm laughing and I can't remember at what...ashhole.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 20, 2012, 7:14 pm, #238583
Go to hell!...I love you!....5L


PARENTING - You're doing it right




FAVORITISM - Your parents lied when they said they loved you all equally


TAGS: favoritism birds parents
Rating: 3.44/5

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Kanidasha - June 13, 2010, 12:16 am, #180140
This was my first time ever seeing this picture when I came across it. But then again....this is the internet, nothing is original anymore.
agdaniele - June 12, 2010, 4:22 pm, #180109
Wow another version of #12063 which was plagiarized by #81378... not to mention the internet since 1991.


WHEN DARKNESS FALLS -


TAGS: nightmares
Rating: 4.66/5

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FatherTyme - October 13, 2011, 10:40 am, #225043
Didn't I see this on another Moti? The the image of the tat I mean...
memengratbu - October 12, 2011, 7:24 pm, #225011
reminds me of A.I. movie ^_^
gas - October 12, 2011, 10:53 am, #224983
I mean, really nice
gas - October 12, 2011, 10:46 am, #224981
that's nice :)
rerun - October 11, 2011, 10:38 pm, #224970

Delightfully dark


RETARDS - Easily Amused.




I SEE THE LIGHT - The bridge was commissioned by the Vatican. We can see what they had on their minds.




DIFFERENT - Dare to be different


TAGS: birds dare
Rating: 4.04/5

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THE VOICES... - ...they are telling me to kill you


TAGS: the voices are teling me to kill you
Rating: 3.58/5

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KDP3 - June 3, 2009, 1:34 pm, #83919
what an original poster (sarcasm)


WHAT WILL THEY WANT NEXT -


TAGS: healthcare poor
Rating: 4.83/5

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Cannabal - May 11, 2014, 7:10 pm, #254744
Americaine Marie Antoinette
Haarakkon - May 11, 2014, 3:06 am, #254738
I can't believe I missed this one. Flawless.
maoworks2 - February 11, 2012, 8:17 am, #229340
Doggy Dog!
Reality Lord - February 10, 2012, 8:15 pm, #229305

lol5
gas - February 10, 2012, 7:33 pm, #229300
I love that sixties-woman-having-cofee posters #140349
GaryO - February 10, 2012, 5:13 pm, #229284
nice twi5t, very nice just another great air show
BeNiceToMe - February 10, 2012, 5:10 pm, #229282
OK now we're back c55king. enough of the cheesy stuff already. Go get a room at MotiTwist. This is g5555d ! :)
HallieMarie - February 10, 2012, 5:06 pm, #229281
Lol!! That's so mean!


DON'T... - ...have a cow, dude? Good luck with that.


TAGS: cow parts are in everything
Rating: 4.3/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 20, 2013, 12:41 pm, #245891
Amen! AMEN, AMEN, AMEN!!! 5 cows!


CATS - They'll always leave ya hanging




THE GLARE -


TAGS: michelle obama carla bruni sarkozy glare
Rating: 3.53/5

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caddyman - August 15, 2010, 6:23 am, #189539
Showing her true colours there, isn't she?
Justice_falls - October 27, 2009, 7:00 pm, #131259
She's what we call "The Intern"...
Helena - August 31, 2009, 6:32 am, #113519
holy ****. thats one hateful glare.


ARMY SPECIAL FORCES TRAINING -


TAGS: pararescue pj awesome military gun
Rating: 2.63/5

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Aent K - July 16, 2009, 9:49 pm, #96308
having support pole in hid a** cant help


HEY LOOK... - I know you lost your legs in service to your country; but I need you to give up an arm and a leg in taxes as well. Oh, and my new care plan doesn't cover war wounds.


TAGS: obama veteran war obamacare politics health democrats f*** f***ed taxes military
Rating: 2.43/5

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RoarsaidJesus - January 18, 2013, 11:09 pm, #242616
ocean... you dont have a stable foundation for your claim... everyone i know that has done it the way they were told has had satisfactory results and no problems even with Obama in office.. including me... it doesnt matter who is in, im responsible for ME
RoarsaidJesus - January 18, 2013, 11:05 pm, #242615
some veterans are too proud to just sit back and not do anything and let their halth decline because thats just how some of us are... but whining about something that you didnt actively try and do is like trying to build a house on a cliff near the
RoarsaidJesus - January 18, 2013, 11:02 pm, #242614
directions that were given to me when i was chaptered out for PTSD and other various issues and i had no problem other than the waiting period since they have to decide who gets what based off of what they were told through people who made evealuations
RoarsaidJesus - January 18, 2013, 11:01 pm, #242613
kick in... everyone wants to complain about how this and that is bad and not working in THEIR favor... there is no way EVERYONE will get what they want... if you dont like something, change it YOURSELF, stop blaming others... all i did was follow the
RoarsaidJesus - January 18, 2013, 10:58 pm, #242612
wow... thats a lot of hate... im a fully disabled army veteran at the age of 26 with full benefits and medicare for life... ive been "retired" for about 9 months now and i know that most vets dont have the patience to go through and wait for the system to
faulty switch - September 15, 2009, 2:57 pm, #118072
face palm. im doing it rite now.
WTFO - August 15, 2009, 2:37 am, #108641
care plan to the US Post Office. Does anyone here feel that the Post Office is doing a bang-up job? Do we want a health care system with the same level of efficiency as the Post Office. How is there any support left for this BS, $1T plan (CBO numbers)?
WTFO - August 15, 2009, 2:35 am, #108639
horrible care and conditions that were found at Walter Reed will become systemic among hospitals across the nation. Get a clue. The POTUS himself defended his health care against the claim that it would wipe out private insurance by comparing his health
WTFO - August 15, 2009, 2:34 am, #108638
Tri-to-get-care only paid $5.4K or about 20%. This is the kind of insurance the govt provides. It also has so many hoops for the docs to jump thru that it takes months for them to collect. Still want national health care? If Obama has his way, the
WTFO - August 15, 2009, 2:32 am, #108636
May when my condition had worsened 10 fold. I finally just got my operation mid July. I was lucky to find a good civilian doc that accepted Tricare. Most good docs don't accept Tricare and here's why, the doc and hospital charged $24.6K for my back op,
WTFO - August 15, 2009, 2:30 am, #108634
Vets have never recieved adequate care regardless of who controls the White House or Congress. That is because it is a political mess. I injured my back severly last Aug. Because of policies that make military docs ration care, I didn't get an MRI until
Haarakkon - August 10, 2009, 9:02 am, #106727
I wasn't allowed the privilege of serving, although I hit MEPS twice. I'm working current;y with a group that's primarily vets, and they've had some trouble at the VA. From what I've heard, though, the various plans aren't changing anything. At all.
LogicDude - August 10, 2009, 8:57 am, #106724
That's what's coming down the pike for everyone else - a "free" system where you still pay for nonexistent care.
LogicDude - August 10, 2009, 8:56 am, #106723
Why is it that after 20 years of Army service and the promise of "FREE healthcare for life" - do I find myself paying for TriCare, waiting weeks on end for appointments, and still being asked if I have private insurance? It's worse than Civie hospitals!
Haarakkon - August 10, 2009, 8:45 am, #106719
LD, while I'm in no way dissing the Armed Services, there's some fundamental differences between the VA outfits and civilian hospitals. That's akin to comparing McDonald's to a mess hall.
LogicDude - August 10, 2009, 8:39 am, #106717
Want to see what Gov't run healthcare will be like? Just ask those of us who get "care" from the VA or through "Tri-toget-Care"...you'd be much more inclined to fight this new bill if you knew what was coming!
agdaniele - August 10, 2009, 12:39 am, #106633
Like I said, I was huge for Clinton. Just like the way he did business. But, he de-regulated wall street to counter the economic slump that would've been created by his raise in taxes. Counter-balance that should've been capped sooner.
Haarakkon - August 10, 2009, 12:35 am, #106631
Hah! 'Til Decmeber? Phew! At any rate - there really is no absolute black and white, despite what the respective party mouthpieces would have us believe. I find it truly ironic that you posted what I was thinking, though. Beat me to it.
agdaniele - August 10, 2009, 12:31 am, #106629
Political rant done. No more until at least December.
agdaniele - August 10, 2009, 12:30 am, #106628
(and I know several who were exposed to chemical - and refused medical a**istance for chemical exposure because it "never happened"). And, GW kept wall street de-regulated for both terms. Clinton dug the hole, GW provided the coffin.
agdaniele - August 10, 2009, 12:28 am, #106627
I'll admit that I liked Clinton... that takes balls. And, he made cutbacks that I don't agree with. De-regulated wall street, too. But knowing it existed, GW perpetuated more of the same... turning a blind eye to Desert Storm vet concerns...
Haarakkon - August 10, 2009, 12:24 am, #106626
Conveniently forgotten, the cost-cutting measures under GW, eh? And the Walter Reed debacle, I suppose was Clinton's fault. Or maybe Carter.
agdaniele - August 10, 2009, 12:08 am, #106624
And you're saying health care for vets flourished under GW? WTFO, you can honestly say that vets were even 'properly' cared for?
WTFO - August 9, 2009, 11:29 pm, #106616
the freedoms we in uniform risk our lives to protect. I say 5 lions to PKP for telling an ugly truth.
WTFO - August 9, 2009, 11:28 pm, #106614
active duty are extremely concerned about what this Congress and POTUS are going to do to our ability to fight and be treated if wounded. I think a few of the civilians are missing the valid point raised by this poster. This man is tearing down several of
WTFO - August 9, 2009, 11:27 pm, #106612
From an active duty war veteran, PKP is correct that the Obama administration considered cutting funding to wounded vets about 3 or 4 months ago as a cost cutting measure. I've been to Walter Reed and met some of the injured. Also several vets (retired
Woodywood03a - August 9, 2009, 11:18 pm, #106609
Thats wrong in all levels.... dead wrong man.
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - July 29, 2009, 2:59 am, #101707
Nice Sean; you just dissed the vets more than I ever did.
Sean - July 28, 2009, 11:22 am, #101290
So now yer saying you know a "few vets" that share your lame sense of "humor"? What a terrible thing to say about brave men and women who who honorably served your country. Sad.
LogicDude - July 28, 2009, 10:08 am, #101267
That's Tammy Duckworth...helluva pilot!
agdaniele - July 28, 2009, 8:41 am, #101234
Ok, not those type of vets moron... we're talking about war "veterans"
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - July 28, 2009, 3:18 am, #101200
wounds in one his his plans. But instead of being pissed off at that; you're pissed at the one who brings news of it. And I love how you call this concern "cheap". But if it happens to offend a vet I of course apologize.
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - July 28, 2009, 3:17 am, #101199
Actually, I showed this to a few vets and they thought it was hilarious. And it IS because I care about the troops, especially our wounded ones, that I made this poster. The fact remains that the Obama administration actually considered not covering troop
agdaniele - July 27, 2009, 7:48 pm, #100978
Finally showing your true colors, PKP.
Sean - July 27, 2009, 6:52 pm, #100945
Wow, if she really is a vet, then you have used her suffering and her sacrifice for your country just to make a cheap political point. Way to respect your troops, dude.


Question -




TEENAGE DAUGHTER -


TAGS: girls teen fatherhood attitude parenting
Rating: 4.87/5

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MonsterRaven3 - January 3, 2014, 10:00 pm, #251901
Pretty d*** funny
Reality Lord - February 5, 2012, 7:24 am, #228919

awesome
oo7man - August 26, 2011, 11:32 pm, #223563
moove get out the way move
agdaniele - February 23, 2011, 5:55 pm, #213017
And young guys today think it's hard to make a girlfriend out of one... they have no idea.
culos - February 23, 2011, 2:05 pm, #213012
You're sooooooooooo right, Mine's is 15 and sweet! (She made me say that...)


WISDOM - Knowing when to share.




REDNECK DAYCARE -




QUIT SMOKING -


TAGS: quit smoking cigarettes gun addiction
Rating: 4.32/5

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premiumgrade - October 3, 2013, 10:36 am, #250202
This is a very insightful poster. Any smoker, or former smoker can relate. The picture is super, too. I don’t know where you found it, but it’s a perfect fit for your text.


DEMENTIA -


TAGS: crazy old men are awesome
Rating: 4.77/5

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M0rd3kaI - May 26, 2012, 8:38 am, #235179
The memories of that ol' Coot... Well... He could tell a story twice... but you wouldn't notice it... good for naptime


ATTENTION! - If all else fails Lower your standards




USE IMPROPER GRAMMAR, YODA DOES -


TAGS: yoda grammar care does not
Rating: 4.26/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - July 19, 2015, 4:49 pm, #262046
After eight hundred ninety five year of fighting evil and injustice he can talk how the hell ever he wants.


VALHALLA -


TAGS: so that means the valkyries are
Rating: 3.24/5

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agdaniele - November 20, 2009, 9:01 pm, #138211
To the victor goes the ***ioca pudding!
spacedog - November 20, 2009, 7:24 pm, #138185
Go for the kill Edna!


CANCER - Shmancer...




MORE CHILDREN -


TAGS: children parenting
Rating: 4.98/5

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Yorick - September 3, 2012, 9:22 am, #238854
Sure enough. And there's no free safety.


CLEAN ME UP GOOD - Because I want to smell nice when I kill you in your sleep.


TAGS: hedgehogs are vengeful
Rating: 4.45/5

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Oiler - February 1, 2013, 2:04 pm, #243032
So that's what "scrubbing your hedgehog" means...lol...I had entirely the wrong idea. 5L
MissPriss - February 1, 2013, 9:36 am, #243011
Would look great at dig my dog if you haven't already done so.
MissPriss - February 1, 2013, 9:35 am, #243010
Rude, you lil' stinker...5L.


Untying The Knots -


TAGS: ptsd military army dreams nightmares
Rating: 5/5

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Greybeard - August 28, 2014, 10:43 pm, #256473
Thank you. :)
MissPriss - August 28, 2014, 10:11 pm, #256470
I didn't know there were anything other kind. 5L Grey
Sho - August 28, 2014, 6:29 pm, #256453
indeed 5L


CARE BEARS - They take care of each other




DOOMED -


TAGS: we are all doomed
Rating: 4.69/5

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birddseedd - November 25, 2012, 12:27 am, #240925
A woman who wanted ***???
Anonymous2 - July 10, 2010, 12:46 am, #183868
Nonsense, I know of one man who lived into his 80s, was an expert on art who masturbated often. He even got married, but his wife divorced him because after 5 years they never consummated it, even though she wanted to.
Faceplant31 - July 9, 2010, 4:15 pm, #183824
ROR! Too funny Airman!


ZOMBIE OCCUPY -


TAGS: carlin classes scarey
Rating: 4.28/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 6, 2013, 12:13 pm, #246362
I was actually thinking if posting this very quote, but I didn't know what picture to use. This one is positively perfect. 5L + faved.


GUERILLA WARFARE -


TAGS: bananas warfare gorrilla mrmagoo clyde
Rating: 4.13/5

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SethMythrax - August 5, 2012, 6:59 pm, #238118
Ape Does Not Kill Ape.....


SLEESTAK. - Just when you thought it was safe to go back into your cave...




... - NO COMMENT NECESSARY




DON'T SCARE ME - I poop very easily


TAGS: dog cat scare poop
Rating: 4.63/5

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ONE MORE CHUCKLE -


TAGS: scoffers beware
Rating: 4.54/5

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falloutghoul - July 4, 2012, 10:33 pm, #236994
Too Late! D:


TRUCKING - A lot of fun until someone drops their load on your cab.




RESPONSIBLE PARENTING -


TAGS: thoughtless parent child danger
Rating: 4.87/5

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crankyhead - February 18, 2011, 3:02 pm, #212664
plastic bag instead of a helmet FTW! LOL


UNCONDITIONAL LOVE -


TAGS: love parent child
Rating: 4.5/5

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szo850 - November 22, 2012, 3:06 pm, #240861
Thank you :)
twill1962 - November 17, 2012, 8:41 am, #240663
Thanks for this poster! It made my day!


THE LONGER YOU STARE -


TAGS: the longer you stare the funnier it gets old lady
Rating: 3.45/5


PARENTS - They lie to you, because you ruined their lives


TAGS: parents nightmare kids
Rating: 3/5

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LOLOLOL - April 12, 2009, 2:22 pm, #72571
UR AN IDIOT, thats p***bear when he wakes up in the morning. He wants his first *doink* of the day!
Buttplug67 - February 27, 2009, 11:15 am, #62229
Hey! I'm in the picture! Under the bed!


I AM A UNI STUDENT - I’m an unemployed, drunk, living off cereal and noodles And my parents have never been prouder


TAGS: parents drunk uni student of
Rating: 4.41/5

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Reality Lord - July 12, 2011, 10:21 am, #221297

second guy on the right, back row...he's got a bon** watching the other guys...lolz


BATTLE OF THE SEXES -


TAGS: men are easily understood wytch
Rating: 4.1/5

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Reality Lord - August 21, 2011, 12:30 pm, #223315

tru dat but i do love to push b***ons


KARMA -


TAGS: karma foot nail *****les we know who you are
Rating: 3.57/5

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BoneCD - August 28, 2009, 4:07 pm, #112837
Thanks...I guess t safe to try that then
ardin - August 28, 2009, 4:04 pm, #112835
It's not painful but it bleeds alot if you don't put pressure on it.
Laughling - June 28, 2009, 1:37 pm, #90982
DAMMIT that is shocking when that happens to me. not realy that painful


FRENCH MILITARY - There is a reason they were conquered in WWII


TAGS: chicken france french wine beret cigarette
Rating: 3.52/5

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agdaniele - May 1, 2010, 10:12 pm, #174293
And proper wine etiquette.... white wine with a white flag!
GreyScorpion - May 1, 2010, 10:02 pm, #174291
you catch on fast. nice, aren't you happier with this one? 5L


FRANKLY MY DEAR - I don't give a damn.




CAMOUFLAGE -




COW GIRLS - Stepping up fashion one hoof at a time




CIGARETTES - Quitting them will add years to your life The catch is that it will add them To the wrong end.




CELEBRITY QUOTES - FULL OF JEALOUSY AND ENVY -




BABY BACK RIBS - Your doing it wrong You have to marinade them first


TAGS: baby bbq parenting
Rating: 3.32/5

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mickeyfinn - December 21, 2013, 10:02 am, #251636
this is in VERY BAD taste. No pun intended you sick stupid sphincter boy.
FredricT - December 13, 2010, 12:04 pm, #206643
Of course its child abuse, I mean no sauce, its still kicking so it wont cook evenly, and the diaper will cause the rump roast to be overdone on the outside and underdone on the inside What a waste of a perfectly good baby
culos - December 12, 2010, 5:54 pm, #206536
NOT!!!!
culos - December 12, 2010, 5:54 pm, #206535
NOT LOL. Child Abuse is never LOL, Poster rocks
Brady Raphael - December 12, 2010, 5:09 pm, #206528
LOL child abuse.
Reality Lord - December 12, 2010, 1:14 pm, #206487

spelling nazi's....p'ffffft. wait....i feel a poster coming on.
Donkasaurus - December 12, 2010, 12:58 pm, #206483
Marinade - noun. Marinate - verb. =D
Reality Lord - December 12, 2010, 9:49 am, #206437

argh on the spelling. you did a nice job re-working and re-submitting. 4 from me dude.
GreyScorpion - December 12, 2010, 9:39 am, #206436
spelling, You're doing it wrong. 3L


PREPAREDNESS - Being ready for anything, even unicorn attacks




YUM -


TAGS: white people are tasty crackers
Rating: 3.21/5

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spanko1 - October 18, 2011, 11:07 am, #225186
Soylent GREEN is people!


WARNING! - Ninjas are nuts.




OBAMACARE - It's actually not that complicated.


TAGS: barak barack obama democrat republican libertarian healthcare marxist solicialist
Rating: 2.57/5

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Jmac0585 - October 21, 2009, 9:31 am, #129052
You mean now?
WTFO - October 20, 2009, 11:10 pm, #128575
Jmac, to the point as always. What exactly your point is eludes me but at least you get to it quickly.
knowitall - October 20, 2009, 3:01 pm, #128412
i lol'd
CANADA - October 20, 2009, 9:48 am, #128342
lol@jmac
Jmac0585 - October 20, 2009, 9:15 am, #128338
That's amazing, because I can see your new to the website, and I already can tell you are a Jackoff. I am rubber, you are glue, what ever you say bounces off of me and hits my posters with a 1.
Ha - October 19, 2009, 7:09 pm, #128043
I am new to this website and already I can tell WTFO is a ja****s. lol.
goodoldeal - October 19, 2009, 6:15 pm, #128036
I agree. One of the greatest sequences in film history. LOL But they won't use guns... Amendment #2 doesn't matter so much to this admin... maybe limp phalluses instead?
WTFO - October 19, 2009, 12:50 am, #127803
BTW, Zed. You can check the forum post and at least see the titles of the 4 options until the website is restored and you can check for yourself. v/r,
WTFO - October 19, 2009, 12:34 am, #127796
It appears you're right, Zed. I'm not sure why. I guess folks will have to check it out later. Thanks for the info.
Zed - October 19, 2009, 12:18 am, #127788
At present, this is impossible to check, as www.CBO.gov appears to be down.
WTFO - October 18, 2009, 11:58 pm, #127783
help pay for Obamacare. O-95 targets active dependents, O-96 and 97 target retirees, and O-98 targets VA beneficiaries. Please let an Obama Zombie defend this after reading it.
WTFO - October 18, 2009, 11:56 pm, #127782
BTW, follow this link if you are a military motifaker (active or retired) -http://www.cbo.gov/doc.cfm?index=9925 - . It's a CBO report that offers options to pay for Obamacare. Options 95-98 on pages 173-178 show how they will attack military benefits to
WTFO - October 18, 2009, 11:51 pm, #127779
fat cats that are making bank of the system. They will just have to lick the new socialist govt's boots to make the cash.
WTFO - October 18, 2009, 11:50 pm, #127778
is add red ***e, increased wait times (since no new Drs are added and millions of patients are dumped into the system [supply and demand]), spread the cost to people and businesses who are responsible and pay their own way. The new system will still have
WTFO - October 18, 2009, 11:48 pm, #127777
Derek, your a**ertion misses some key facts. The drug industry (making tons of money now) have a deal with Obama that protects them. Also, the lawyers will continue to make huge bank since Congress is too scared to go after tort reform. All Obamacare does
Bartimaeus - October 18, 2009, 10:02 pm, #127737
So true, d*** fat cats. Are things a lot better in England...or wherever the hell you're from?
Jmac0585 - October 18, 2009, 10:01 pm, #127736
You two are missing the funny. It's an exaggeration for humor's sake. I used one of the greatest sequences in film history to make a funny. Just enjoy the punny funny. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lq3zjTmVLbM
Derek - October 18, 2009, 9:56 pm, #127732
There are too many people making money off the current scheme to allow a better system.
Bartimaeus - October 18, 2009, 9:46 pm, #127728
Funny depiction, but this "death panel" stuff is ridiculous.


COSTUME KIDS -




CAT'S PHILOSOPHY -




ALL I HAVE IN THIS WORLD IS MY BALLS AND MY WORD - And I don't break them for no one. Do you understand?


TAGS: tony montana scareface balls
Rating: 2.77/5

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Guest091 - June 30, 2009, 6:01 am, #91648
Classic line, classic gangster, classic movie. Sadly always geeting high on his own supply.


PARENTING SKILLS -




AY, THERE"S THE RUB - To sleep, perchance to dream, For in that sleep of death what dreams may come When we've shuffled off this mortal coil




CYNICISM -


TAGS: dreams are gone
Rating: 4.95/5

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marlygirl - April 17, 2011, 3:44 pm, #216632
Love this 5L
GySgt1811 - April 14, 2011, 9:53 pm, #216448
Sometimes I sees one that just makes me stop...sigh...and turn off the 'puter. Me and my Bushmill's are outta here. 'night all. (Oh, btw, 5 dead stares.)
Peso - April 13, 2011, 11:23 am, #216304
Man that is deep! 5 Great Depressions
Reality Lord - April 13, 2011, 11:18 am, #216302

awesome


TOLERATE -


TAGS: cats pet parents
Rating: 4.73/5

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Reality Lord - September 5, 2010, 1:19 pm, #192424

man i love the look of the cats face. the title and caption are awesome. 5 is to low for this one fp.
agdaniele - September 5, 2010, 1:01 pm, #192417
Just priceless.


ZOMBIE OZ -


TAGS: tinman scarecrow dorothy zombie oz
Rating: 4.71/5

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Airman - April 14, 2011, 11:19 am, #216371
this is amsome. 5 heel clicks
tellitlikeitis - April 13, 2011, 11:16 pm, #216354
So evil you are.... lol. Can you say unwanted organ donation?


REGRETS -


TAGS: beware lest you turn into an example as well hammy
Rating: 4.82/5

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Hawamleh - July 1, 2011, 1:24 am, #220816
The way any true beta would !
house - July 1, 2011, 12:41 am, #220814
Love this poster H. 5L, Fav'd, saved and anonymously e-mailed to the (secret) love of my life
Hawamleh - November 7, 2010, 9:12 am, #201705
Thank You Guys
lesterinside - November 7, 2010, 8:22 am, #201698
5L Sad
Reality Lord - November 7, 2010, 7:57 am, #201691

touching. now where's my d*** anti-depressants. 5 hammy...n1...again.


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